[##c] ,ud help vampire (+16/-2) A term used most frequently by chat room programmers for blood suckers who aren't interested in the functions or inner workings of a solution but rather the end result. They normally mask themselves in chat rooms pretending to ask for "help." «helpmeplzzzz: Hai guyz, can u make me a dropdwn script? idk javascript and I dont like teh 1s online!!!!! ExpertJsProgrammer: @helpmeplzzzz Stop being a help vampire and go learn JavaScript.»